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Dr B.L Zebub’s Satan’s Oil Fretboard Conditioning Oil by Hellfire
Protect, nourish and prolong the life of your guitar neck.  Dr B.L Zebub’s Fretboard Elixir is specially formulated with the addition of high quality lemon oil and combined with meaningless ancient mystical occultic clap-trap*
 
30ml rectangular amber bottle
1.5mm dropper cap to prevent spills and provide flow control
High Quality Lemon Oil
Easy to use, simply wipe on/off with a cloth
Use on non lacquered/finished  fretboards including rosewood and ebony
Extends the life of your fretboard, removes grease and dirt
Improves the look (and smell) of your guitar neck.
Wards off evil spirits (see occultic clap-trap disclaimer)
 
*Occultic Clap-Trap disclaimer :  may not work against actual evil spirits
 
Dr B.L Zebub’s Demon Wax Guitar Polish by Hellfire
Brings your guitar back to that “just left the showroom shine”.  It removes dirt and grease without damaging the paintwork of your guitar.  Suitable for most guitar finishes. 
30ml rectangular amber bottle
0.7mm dropper cap to prevent spills and provide flow control
Anti-static properties
High gloss finish*
Removes slight scratches and swirls
Pleasant aroma
* WARNING Entering the gates of Hades with a shiny guitar may garnish unwanted attention from Satan and all his little minions
 
Dr B.L Zebub’s Evil Spirit String Restorer by Hellfire
 
Removes all kinds of detritus and tarnishing from your old strings and helps extend their life.  Can also be used regularly to keep your strings in good order.  Apply direct to strings with a small cloth.  Aroma specially designed to ward off evil hell hounds *
 
Protects against tarnish and erosion
Prolongs the life of your strings
Infused with the zest and oils of real lemons
 
*fake news